New Jersey
Janine says, “I made the terrible mistake of going to the mall the week before Christmas. Needless to say, I had to park about four and a half miles away. On the hike to Macy’s I spotted this. I wish I could take credit for the note, but it was already there. When I came out about an hour later, the car was still there. So this person must have been parked like a douche for quite some time. I don’t really understand why someone would take up two spaces during the busiest time of the year. I mean, the obvious answer is because he/she is an asshole. Is he/she worried someone is going to hit their car? It’s a fucking piece of shit car! This was at a mall in Jersey (Cherry Hill) but before anyone talks shit on Jersey driver’s notice no front tags – so this was an out of state asshole.”