Go ahead and ignore that sign

Olympia Fields, IL

Muffinzrock says, “I guess that sign doesn’t apply for those ‘important’ people.”

Nothing more

San Diego, CA

Jeff says, “….I don’t think anything more needs be said.”

Well okay then.

(Un)jacked up

West Chester, PA

Chris says, “This is right in the center of the main intersection at a shopping center parking lot. No owner in sight.”

Shouldn’t that thing be up on a jack?

Manager’s exception

Calgary, Canada

Lindsay says, “This picture is extra great, because this is the manager of my condo. I had asked if I could pay for an extra parking spot and they said ‘Absolutely not’ because there wasn’t ‘a single space available.'”

Only halfway

Bethesda, MD

David says, “Repeat offender in my office building.  Can’t seem to keep his nice big range rover out of the handicap spot.”

At the gap

Bethesda, MD

David says, “Saw this one this morning while getting my morning coffee.”

No eggs

Santa Clara, CA

Yvette says, “My husband and I went to the movies this weekend. The theatre we went to is always packed and parking is hard to find. We managed to find a spot–right across from this rich douche. Seriously? I get that you can afford a very swanky car–so do us all a favor and buy a house with your own personal theater! I was so annoyed (even though we had already found a spot)…no eggs around when you need ’em!”

Parking garage

Toronto, Canada

P says, “This is in our underground garage at an apartment.  We each have assigned spots and I’m right against a pillar and there are tight turns in our garage. That makes this prick more than just an a**hole.”

A la Petco

San Mateo, CA

Tan the Man says, “This was taken at the Bridgepointe Mall. Parking next to a buffet restaurant was scarce, and this car happened to be parked closer to the Petco where parking was more plentiful.”

I dare ya

River Edge, NJ

Pete says, “I pulled up to the barbershop I go to and saw what seemed to be one empty spot, but then I got closer and saw this crime against asphalt.  The owner was even bold enough to leave their windows half way down, as if daring someone to do something to their interior.”

And did you?