Four to one

Bellevue, WA

Thomas says, “Myself and a few friends went out to eat and noticed this truck in the parking lot taking up four spots when it could have fit in to one (we checked).”

Norfolk, VA

Paula Michele says, “This was taken at our local Wal-mart’s Marketplace. I went to put my shopping cart up and realized that this person had parked, blocking the entrance of the shopping cart corral. The front of their car was actually up in the corral while the back of their car hung out into the parking lot aisle. The only reason that I can think of for them to park like this was that it was cold and drizzling so maybe them didn’t want to have to walk a few extra feet. As I was leaving I saw a couple of men completely surround the car with shopping carts.”

Murality

Olympia, WA

Matthew says, “Were they distracted by the mural?”

Get over it

Yorktown, VA

Ryan says, “Was waiting on the spot in the left row of cars. As I was pulling in, this truck pulls through; just not all the way through (cause that would have been dick enough; he had have 2 spots). He gets out, ignores me and proceeds to go shopping @ Wal-Mart. Meanwhile, his wife or mother (I couldn’t tell the difference) stayed in the truck. When I came back out, the truck and she were still there. As on my way in, she kept giving me this look of “and so… get over it”. The spot the white truck is in isn’t one of those magical long spots for cars that are just abnormally long. The cab is in one spot and the bed is in the other.”

Misaligned

San Diego, CA

Jeff says, “Driver of this Hyundai just didn’t get the angles quite right.”

She called him a jaghole

Memphis, TN

Jennifer says, “I saw this at the grocery today.  I really don’t have anymore to say about it now. When I first spotted it I had a lot of things to say, mostly explatives and a really elaborately constructed pox upon the ‘driver.’”

Yes, really

Altamonte Springs, FL

Ryan says, “Yes, the parking lot is pretty much empty…and yes, that’s a seriously expensive car. But still…really?”

It’s ok to laugh

Location Unknown

Lisa says, “I don’t care that the person is disabled, but sheesh, did they have to take up two (van accessible) parking spots?”

Before everyone jumps down Lisa’s throat, let’s acknowledge that this driver probably needed the extra room on the driver’s side, whereas if they had parked within the lines, the curb would be in the way. But take a deep breath and just laugh because look! The car is straddling the lines. Funny!

Climb through

Location Unknown

Lisa says, “This is once again my silver suzuki. This time it’s being trapped in by a stupid volvo owner. It wasn’t there when I parked, but I was more than a little pissed when I had to climb through the passenger side to get into my seat.”

Pointing the finger at herself

Location Unknown

Lisa says, “So the silver suzuki is mine – but since all lines are evident, it’s difficult to figure out which lines you’re meant to follow. Technically it’s the white lines, as most of the yellow lines have either faded or have been removed. But, the yellow mustang, isn’t mine, but even they can’t decide, and park over two lines. Takes talent, that does.”