Entries from May 2008

May 13, 2008

On sale

Lafayette, CA
Renée took this last summer in a grocery store parking lot. I’m telling ya, it’s the five for $1.00 cans of beef-a-roni. Does it every time.

May 12, 2008

Over it

Jackson, MI
All you had to do was line it up with the curb. What happened?

May 9, 2008

Don’t back in

Jackson, MI
It helps to look at the back of the car. Notice where the painted line is? How many times do I have to say it… this is what happens when you BACK IN! It’s not worth it people.

May 7, 2008

140 degrees

Jackson, MI
It helps if you drive the correct direction down the the parking lot lanes. That way you don’t have to make a 140 degree turn. They’re designed that way for a reason.

May 6, 2008

At the movies

Grandville, MI
This one is pretty dark, but the key is to look at the back driver-side tire. It’s on the curb. This guy didn’t even kind of fit in that spot!
This is at a movie theatre, so I’m thinking he was late for the Ironman premier.

May 5, 2008

You could fit a bus in there

Location Unknown
Michael says, “I was at our local grocery store when I came across this lovely parked car. As you can see, he had plenty of room around him….plenty!”

May 2, 2008

Which spot was he aiming for?

Jackson, MI
This is just pathetic and lame. There’s not much else to say.

May 1, 2008

Not parallel parked

Oregon
Fingel took this just outside Southern Oregon University. He says, “If you can’t parallel park, or even keep off the curb for that matter, what are you doing in college?”
I love this one. It’s so obviously a poor attempt at parallel parking. Actually it’s not even an attempt, but more like, “Well I can’t fit [...]