Entries from November 2007

November 15, 2007

At least she doesn’t teach drivers ed

 
Texarkana, Arkansas
Ashley says, “We had a teacher at my old school where I taught who basically just pulled in in her giant vehicle every day and wherever she landed, she stayed. I think this picture is of one of her very worst parking jobs.”
I say she needs a less giant vehicle.

November 14, 2007

Parking citations

Here’s another fun token to leave for our friends, the bad parkers. Megan pointed me to these Parking Citations. Again, no official endorsement, just in case. Though, I do endorse their hilarity. Thanks Megan.

November 13, 2007

Perpendicular

 

Zachary, LA 
Butterfly covertly captured this horrendous excuse for parking while running an errand after work. They’re taken with a cell phone camera, so if you can’t see it right away, look closer. There are so many things wrong with this, I won’t attempt to name them, but obviously this is no silly accident. Just blatant [...]

November 12, 2007

Chain reaction

San Diego, CA
Jeff’s theory is that the Pontiac on the right pulled in first and forced the VW to compensate with equally bad parking. See how our actions affect others?

November 9, 2007

Tag ‘em

To be safe, I won’t officially endorse these, but how could I not show you these I Park Like An Idiot bumper stickers? You can stick them on the cars of people who, well, park like idiots (they come off easily).
Thanks for the tip Josh!

November 8, 2007

Turning herself in

 
Jonesboro, AR
Clarissa turned herself in this time. She was in such a hurry at the post office that she didn’t realize her TOTAL DISREGARD for parking courtesy until she came back out. Her story is that she swore it was a legitimate spot when she pulled in. Sure Clarissa, we believe you.

November 7, 2007

Self centered

Toledo, OH
Technically this car is between the lines. But it’s also straddling one. Evil Webqueen likes how the driver got the grille perfectly lined up over the center line.

November 6, 2007

Move it on over

San Jose, California
After struggling daily for a spot in her apartment complex’s parking structure, Yvette came home one night after a 15 hour day to find the only “open” parking space to actually be occupied by a motorcycle (which, by the way, could have been parked in the designated motorcycle spaces but was not).
What did Yvette do? She got [...]

November 5, 2007

Crank the wheel

Unknown Location
Kjaere calls this “a prime example of bad parking.” Agreed. Also a prime example of why we hate unnecessarily large vehicles.

November 2, 2007

Deceptive parking

Location Unknown
Clarissa came upon this empty spot (top) and proceeded to pull in only to find this motorcycle at the very tippy top of the parking space. Not necessarily bad parking, but frustrating nonetheless. We’ll count it.